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Joke of the Day

"What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite."

"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."

"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"

"Where do terrorists go to have a drink? Allahuak Bar"

"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""

"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"

"Gavin died today of heartburn. I am so sad gaviscon."

"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"

"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."