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Joke of the Day
"I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath."
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"Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine."
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"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."
"How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper"
"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed"
"If I had a nickel for every hot woman at Ross I saw... I'd forget about all the money I made because I fucked them all."
"I've opened a restaurant called 'Karma'... There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."
"I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute. After all, that's what they would've wanted."