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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names"
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"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."
"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"
"I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough."
"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."
"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"
"Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired. PS. First post here.."
"Fuck! I have to fly to California to prevent a forest fire. THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!"
"""Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs, snakes, spiders and rugby players bite."" How Aussie parents tuck their kids into bed at night."