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Joke of the Day
"Cats are just fuzzy plants that hate you."
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"A woman walks into a grocery store with a duck... A clerk says, ""Hey! You can't bring that pig in here!"" The woman says, ""It's not a pig. It's a duck."" The clerk says, ""I was talking to the duck."""
"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"
"Last week I fought for a woman's honor Apparently she wanted to keep it."
"What happens when you come across lion? Wipe it off and say sorry."
"Q:where do you see yourself in 5 years? A:I don't know i dont have 2020 vision All credit goes to /u/RegretDesi"
"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."
"Teacher: did you cheat on your math test? Me: [remembering having sex with a history exam] umm no way"
"A truck driver runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? The truck driver's, he was driving through her kitchen."
"Nice guys don't finish last.. They finish alone in the shower."