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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you come across lion? Wipe it off and say sorry."
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"9/10 people actually enjoy a group rape"
"In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen."
"Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors."
"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."
"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"
"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."
"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."
"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"
"So I know this guy who is addicted to brake fluid... He says he can stop anytime."