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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."
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"What do you call a paraplegic archer? Legolas."
"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"
"""Omg, I literally just died"" -people who literally don't know what literally means"
"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."
"World Organization Baseball Game What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game? Europe!"
"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."
"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."
"Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails."
"New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk."