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"How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? ""Dear Reader"""
"[taking FRIENDS quiz] 7. Which character do you most identify with? Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character? Ross"
"How to be popular on Pokemon Go in New York. Go in a middle of Manhattan while playing Pokemon Go and yell with the top of your lungs; CHARIZARD ,CHARIZARD!!"
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"
"My wife wants to have another kid. That's like seeing light at the end of a tunnel and saying, ""I think we better turn around."""
"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."
"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."