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Joke of the Day

"World Organization Baseball Game What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game? Europe!"

"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."

"I was walking through Home Depot yesterday when I tripped and knocked an industrial vacuum cleaner onto a bunch of carpentry tools. It sucked on so many levels..."

"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"

"What do you call a knighted cow? Sir Loin"

"what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? *""I don't know. What?""* a condescending con descending."

"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"

"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"

"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"

"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""