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Joke of the Day

"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and Hitler? About 45 degrees"

"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."

"Doing shots with a bunch of coked-up velociraptors."

"""I'd like a nice stiff entendre please."" - Want me to make it a double? ""I'll just take it as it comes."""

"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."

"1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri Sun straw 4-never leave your bed again"

"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."

"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."