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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."
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"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly it in her ass."
"Im so poor... That my new years resolution is 144p"
"Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend? When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job."
"Do you ever think about the Vice President... ...sitting at his desk, looking around his office and thinking to himself, ""Fucking corners."""
"Son: ""Jim Morrison sucks"" Dad: ""Hey, what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?"""
"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."
"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"
"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."