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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime"
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"eating ice cream after working out so my body knows who's in charge"
"Two toilets go to a potty lol"
"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"
"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."
"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."
"How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? Defiled."
"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"
"I am a kid at heart and a 52 year old coal miner at liver."
"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."