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Joke of the Day

"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"

"Push to Add Drama"

"I was bit by a rattlesnake last summer. After three days of excruciating pain the snake died"

"If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt that my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand."

"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"

"Wanna read a joke about procrastination? I'll type it later."

"What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I've never had a Lentil on my chest."

"I tried to tell the doctor I was constipated... She said I was full of shit"

"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"

"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."