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Joke of the Day
"Two toilets go to a potty lol"
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"I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg ""Dooooooooon't."""
"Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them."
"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ""Moving."""
"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'"
"Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes."
"Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid"
"My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News."