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"Two toilets go to a potty lol"
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"North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux."
"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
"My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite... When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up."
"Was at a 90s themed party with my girlfriend. She went to get us drinks and was back within seconds. I asked her how she got them so fast. There's no punchline."
"Gravity makes a terrible friend. It's always holding you down."
"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"
"Little girl: ""Grandma, make a noise like a frog."" Grandma: ""Why?"" Little girl: ""Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."""
"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"
"I tried to get an hourglass figure... ...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time."