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Joke of the Day

"How to make pasta: -Boil water. -Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant."

"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... With my dick in it."

"I was sitting in the library... I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking ""Where are the colored printers?"" I said ""Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"""

"Me: *breathes"" My parents: you need to watch that attitude young man."

"What do you use to transport pittas? A flatbread truck"

"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"

"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."

"A piece of shit walks into the bar Its my dad. My dad is a piece of shit"

"The most important thing I look for from a potential employer is a bathroom with a good network connection."