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Joke of the Day

"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."

"For Sale: Parachute Never opened, slightly stained."

"My friend was in a terrible accident, and now has to breathe through a straw ...you could say he sucks at life."

"I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay."""

"I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace."

"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."

"Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you"

"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."

"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."

"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."