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Joke of the Day

"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."

"Why you never mess with imported ants? Because they are **important**."

"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"

"What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?(dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!"

"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his floor. The bear isn't actually dead. It's just too afraid to move."

"i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week"

"I hate gays They're all fucking assholes"

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"