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Joke of the Day

"Me: My father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Me: No, that's my brother. I'm JOKING."

"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"

"I like to make intense direct eye contact with the person in the vehicle next to me at a stop light while I pick my nose."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""

"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."

"What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in"

"Did you hear about corduroy pillow cases? They're making all the headlines! Never said it was a good joke..."

"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."

"What do you call a religiously-praised feces? Holy shit!"

"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."