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Joke of the Day

"I heard it's impossible to ban Tank tops in the US... Something about the right to bare arms..."

"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"

"Calling bullshit on movies. Not once have I walked into a public restroom and found a gun taped to the back of the toilet."

"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"

"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."

"Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public? Because she was a private tutor"

"My 7 year old son told me ""You're the most beautiful mommy ever!"" I asked him what he did and where's he hiding it."

"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"

"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."

"Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out."