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Joke of the Day

"The best part of finishing a long piece of writing is when the laptop hits your talentless loser foot as you boot it off a roof."

"Zebra joke! I heard that zebras are neutral about racism."

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."

"Some people say it's not what you know, but who you know... I say it's not who you know, but whom you know."

"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."

"It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. They truly have no dick."

"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"

"Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?"

"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."

"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""