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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"

"My parents went to Southeast Asia and all I got was this Laosy t-shirt."

"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"

"Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box."

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."

"What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common? No one actually reads the articles."

"Saw a ""Don't Text and Drive"" sign on my way into work today. Good thing I took a second to look up from my phone, otherwise I may have missed it."

"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."