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Joke of the Day
"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."
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"I'm the kind of girl who won't stop until you're screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword's the first 16 digits of your credit card."
"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."
"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."
"There is 3 types of people in this world... People who are good at maths, and people who aren't."
"Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow"
"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""
"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"
"A man is setting his password to ""mypenis"" Error: Not long enough"