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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Every time she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat."
Next Joke
"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."
"""Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?"" ""No."" ""Why not, sir?"" ""Because, it would make my rabbi sad."""
"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"
"What does a gay Kraken eat? *Seamen*"
"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"
"Never answer an anonymous letter."
"i only watch superbowl for the commercials.i am unsure how to spend my surplus income &desperately need suggestions via talking animals"
"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."
"What is a white supremacist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"