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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"
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"I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget"
"I know a hooker downtown that charges by the inch. I can't afford her, but you probably could. *(one-liner from the old guy that delivers stock to my work.)*"
"I stand right next to the ""God Hates Fags"" guy with a sign that says ""Please Ignore My Ex-Boyfriend"""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think R but it's the C he loves!"
"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... Because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for all your problems."
"I'm gonna make a good dad one day... Lady Friend: ""I'm in Times Squares!"" Me: ""Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"" Lady Friend: ""You can barely do algebra..."""
"What's the hardest part about fucking a cripple? Paralyzing her."
"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."
"Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field"