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Joke of the Day
"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."
Next Joke
"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."
"Whats that over there? I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue"
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."
"My friend had all of his guitars stolen, and he's real sad about it. Can't even play the blues anymore."
"You ever wake up with a hangover feeling proud that you didn't send embarrassing drunk texts the night before? What's it like?"
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"
"So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, ""Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"""
"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."