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Joke of the Day

"A man flashed three old women in the park. The first two women each had a stroke! The third woman tried, but she couldn't reach because her arms were too short."

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"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rM4oj-u3A"
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"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""
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