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Joke of the Day
"By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same..."
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"I used to be into bestiality, sadism, and necrophilia... But eventually I realized I was beating a dead horse."
"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"
"An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'"
"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."
"You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat."
"It Only Gets Worse As An Adult, Charlie Brown"
"My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""
"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."