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Joke of the Day

"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."

"I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro."

"So two muffins are in an oven And on says, ""Gee, it's really hot in here."" And the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING A MUFFIN!"""

"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."

"Never hide regular cocaine in your butt Charges will get elevated to possession of crack cocaine"

"On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited... On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited. So I took her to the kitchen :P"

"I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?"

"Is your ass the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? Cause your booty is disarming"