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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
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"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"
"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."
"There are two secrets to success 1. Never tell anyone all of your secrets 2."
"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""
"Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to ""reconnect"". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass"
"How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?"
"Well it's taken 10 years, but I've just finished my first book.... I think I will start reading another tomorrow.."