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Joke of the Day

"Guy: Hey I want to be part of you girl. Girl: sorry, I already have an asshole!"

"i like when people call cheap liquor ""rot gut"", implying that more expensive liquors wont also ravage their guts with harsh chemical solvent"

"My dad tried to surprise me with a truck for my birthday. But he missed."

"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."

"Everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up."

"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."

"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"

"Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb? Many hands make light work."

"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."

"Last time I got some ass My finger went through the toilet paper"