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Joke of the Day
"Last time I got some ass My finger went through the toilet paper"
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"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."
"remember: knives and alcohol don't mix. knives are solid they don't mix with anything. why where you trying to drink a knife anyways idiot"
"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead"
"I just sold adderal to a guy who thinks its viagra! Ahh, he'll thank me later."
"An asshole What do you call a person who reads the punchline before the joke?"
"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""
"A Seahawk was offered some drugs... ""I'll pass."""
"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."
"I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them."