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Joke of the Day
"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."
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"""Honey, I don't like how you look with these new glasses."" ""But I don't wear glasses.."" ""I know, but I do."""
"Interviewer: What's your strength? Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours."
"Dear Liver: The holidays are almost over. Come on you can do this!"
"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note."
"Imagine me sitting alone, pouting in a wedding dress with a defeated slump and unwrapping and eating a Snickers bar. That's my fetish."
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""
"What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend? Snickers satisfies."