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Joke of the Day
"My dad tried to surprise me with a truck for my birthday. But he missed."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."
"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."
"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."
"Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America."
"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."
"How do you get a gay guy to screw a women? Shit in her pussy."
"What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!"""
"memes http://imgur.com/qe7LBx5 there"