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Joke of the Day

"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."

"Why are pirates so fat? They eat too many cAAARRRRRbs."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol"

"Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP"

"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"

"What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt? Con-grab-ur-asians!!"

"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"

"I get irrationally angry when someone else is in the laundry room at the same time I am"

"I've been reading the dictionary. Spoiler alert: ""zyzzyva""!!"