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Joke of the Day

"Fighting Fire with Fire Have you ever heard the phrase ""fight fire with fire""? Have you ever actually tried that? I have, you know what happens? You just get a much larger fire."

"Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays?"

"What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer! #FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL"

"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"

"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"

"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"

"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."

"Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he was fingering minors."