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Joke of the Day
"What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment? Manet's."
Next Joke
"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"
"I just watched ""the Martian"" - What an unrealistic movie... ...Sean Bean survives."
"I remain convinced that the only people who can gracefully sprint in stilettos are prostitutes."
"What are Mexican hackers called? BanDDoS"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""
"Why are churches never broke? Because Jesus saves."
"Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism? an explosive punchline"
"what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito."
"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."