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Joke of the Day
"Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell."
Next Joke
"[jesus noticeably walking into work 3 days late] sorry i'm late i died"
"I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, ""having a chat""."
"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""
"Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies."
"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."
"I figured out why new mothers are so tired. Having kids really takes a lot out of you."
"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."