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Joke of the Day

"With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive"

"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""

"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."

"I am so glad that BP is easier to spell then Eyjafjallajokull"

"Is an inactivist a thing? Because I think I am that."

"Why are prostitutes cheaper compared to girlfriends and wives to many rich people? Because they dont have to pay attention"

"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"According to scientists drinking one can of four loko is like drinking 4 beers, 2 red bulls, a small taco, a ghost and a park bench."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection? I can maintain polite conversation."