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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a symphony of whales? An orcastra"
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"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""
"An essay is like a girl's skirt... It should be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to still be interesting."
"Chinese guy enters a grocery shop... A chinese guy enters a grocery shop and asks: -- ""Chunshun guashi Coca Cola"" The shopkeeper responded: -- ""A bottle of what?"""
"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it"
"My friend got attacked by a bear recently It was really grizzly."
"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."
"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."
"So an interviewer asked me a question.. A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmaticsA: Could you give an example?B: Yes, I could"