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Joke of the Day

"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."

"I am used but in good condition."

"I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest... It's a neat trick if you can do it --Barry Cryer"

"I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon"

"Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread ""Pabst schmear"""

"Why did Vladimir fall off his bike? He was rushin"

"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."

"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."

"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."

"I tried to make my racing snail faster by taking off its shell But that just made it more sluggish"