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Joke of the Day

"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."

"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."

"Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good."

"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"

"Friends are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" is history, but can we at least keep the ""Don't Tell"" part around for people who love to talk about being vegan?"

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotopus"

"Currently on minute 137 of Easy~Bake Oven cupcakes. I'll be live Tweeting their status as they crisp up over the next day or two."

"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"