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Joke of the Day

"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"

"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"

"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"

"A blind guy walks into a bar.. And a table.. And a chair.. And a desk"

"A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building? Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike"

"A woman says to her cat ""Go and make me a sandwich"" The cat says ""Me? how?"""

"5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions"

"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."

"Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie... ... but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."

"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"