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Joke of the Day

"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."

"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."

"Going to take my girlfriend out on a date to a Jewish restaurant. Hopefully it'll bring us kosher."

"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."

"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"

"Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Beiber and The Burger King walk into a boxing mach..."

"""Hello flight 56 if you hear me rock your wings.."" ""OK TOWER IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"""

"Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself."