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Joke of the Day

"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."

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"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"
"After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens"
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row."
"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."
"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."
"""Be patient."" - Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse"