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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."
Next Joke
"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."
"Wife: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS? Husband: ? *Wife storms out room* Husband: Happy Valsenbirthery?!"
"Nice shoes They really stand out"
"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."
"Nice guys finish last, cause stamina."
"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"
"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"
"Did you hear about the teacher who never farted in class? It turns out she was a private tooter."