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Joke of the Day
"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."
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"""Oh NOW Burger King delivers!"" -Paula Deen"
"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"
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