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Joke of the Day
"What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble? Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville."
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"Pavlov is sitting in a bar when a phone rings. He jumps of his chair and yells - ""Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs"""
"My niece just yelled ""MY DINNER IS BETTER THAN YOUR DINNER"" so I looked over and she was eating doritos with a fork"
"ITS A BOY"" I shouted ""A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"". And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!"
"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."
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"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder ."
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"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"