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Joke of the Day

"""I bet you I can get people to buy the shirt from a game they don't even know how to play."" -Ralph Lauren"

"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"

"I LOVE YOU ... A man was out for a drink with his wife one night and he said, ""I love you"". The wife asked, ""Is that you or the beer talking"" He said, ""It's me........ I'm talking to the beer""!"

"What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Guey protein."

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly, and they smell bad [and hate jokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d2gmw/why_do_girls_wear_makeup_and_perfume/)"

"There's nothing worse than child abuse but a close second is when someone describes an actor's performance as ""courageous."""

"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."