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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"
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"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."
"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."
"I'll push a loaded grocery cart around for 45 minutes -- but I WILL NOT spend 5 seconds pushing an empty one back to the return area!"
"Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets."
"Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job."
"He who understands women, dies under mysterious circumstances..."
"Studies have shown that smokers are 97% more likely than non-smokers... to walk out on their families."
"sorry I had to unfriend you on Facebook after you accepted my Facebook friend request one second after I sent it to you at 3 in the morning"
"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"