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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"

"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes."

"I like to listen to the Star Fox theme song to congratulate myself for having a successful string of social interactions"

"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""

"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"

"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."

"What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?"

"How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes? ctrl+v."

"What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy? Make me one with everything."