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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Dont be silly, feminists cant change anything."

"What do you call a half native pirate? Metis"

"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? (fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job."

"Chuck Norris does not eat honey, he eats bees."

"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."

"What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi."

"The new strip club's sign said 'open to the public'. Until my friends stole the L."

"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."