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Joke of the Day

"Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure. ^^^sorry."

"You know what's a weird Irish name? Patty O'furniture."

"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."

"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing...it just let out a little wine."

"What does one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches"

"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"

"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"

"I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks."