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Joke of the Day
"You know what's a weird Irish name? Patty O'furniture."
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"What is Mexicans favourite sport Cross-Country"
"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"
"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"
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"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"
"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"
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"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."