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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks."
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"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."
"That spray tan made me smell like burnt hair & cat pee with a coconut twist. If I could bottle this stench, I'd call it Jersey Whore Breeze."
"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"
"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Trick question; the rooster."
"I think the most ironic thing about irony is that it's not made of metal at all."
"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"
"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!"""
"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"